Eurovision is the only time where Europe doesn’t feel like we are in Narnia
FOR ONCE A YEAR WE ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET
No wait that came out wrong..
no it came out perfectly
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
A RING DING DING DINGDEMGDEMG
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
REMINDER THAT THE UK RULED ONE FIFTH OF THE WORLD, WE DON’T NEED TO WIN NO SINGING COMPETITION TO PROVE OURSELVES TO EUROPE
Eurovision hasn’t even happened yet and we’re already coming up with excuses to why we didn’t win.
best to get the excuses in early cause we know how it is.
wouldnt it be awkward if dean was just about to eat a pie and then suddenly crowley just emerges from the centre
but if greece wins
who pays for eurovision next year?????
why is greece in the lead
because europe thinks it’ll be hilarious if greece have to host eurovision
you understand if we do win the one to actually host the eurovision will be germany,right?
DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUY IN A WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION WITH HIS SHADOW IN A GLASS CAGE AND DRUNK GREEKS AND A SINGING JESUS AS WELL AS A SINGING CUPCAKE AND AN ITALIAN THAT MELTS THE HEARTS OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AND A FREAKING GAY TENOR VAMPIRE. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT, SUCKERS
My friend found these in tescos
Clearly there’s a supernatural fan in our midst
welcome to europe
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know